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Apr

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

mandycake:

evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

THE KILLDO

mandycake:

evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

THE KILLDO

(Source: machinegnome)

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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dutchster:

holyhoe:

hyperlinktwink:

if you have a penis then you’re a boy. I don’t see how thinking you’re a boy can make you a boy. it’s like saying ‘well I feel I like should have been born a justin bieber so I am in fact justin bieber’ idek I don’t understand it

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justin bieber is a gender

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

(Source: sizvideos)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: sidegrl)

did-you-kno:

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my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass


mojo-jojo-is-dope:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

"condoms break so easily. it’ll be safer just to pull out babe"

mojo-jojo-is-dope:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

"condoms break so easily. it’ll be safer just to pull out babe"

(Source: 4gifs)

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:via
better step up your game, abrams.

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:via

better step up your game, abrams.

(Source: elleooelle)

(Source: paxamericana)

brozor:


What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr

brozor:

What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr

(Source: katedanley)